Wonderwall.

Hey! My name is Jennie and I'm 17. I post whatever i feel like and i'm always here if you need to talk (:
elementary school:I went to bed at 10
everyone:omg thats so cool
middle school:I went to bed at 10
everyone:wow loser
high school:I went to bed at 10
everyone:omg luckyyyy
college:I went to bed at 10
everyone:is that even possible

foodtrucker:

i get so mad when people younger than me have a cooler life than i do

(via jzadecki)

hippiesispunkz:

mathleticss:

lohanthony:

nayx:

splinteryourspine:

cupkacie:

Jimmy Kimmel tricked people at Coachella into professing their love for bands that don’t exist, and it is absolutely hysterical. 

this is incredible

im so embarrassed for people who are not me right now

IM SCREAMING

this just proves that a lot of people go to festivals to look cool rather than going because they like the bands

too pretentious

(via whaleinmysoup)

michaelpalin:

i dont understand the pleasure in sexting 

like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like

what would

?????

how do i respond??

‘i’m so happy for you’

(via classyisagoodword)

justmiraa:

If you flirt with me you’re not allowed to flirt with anyone else sorry I don’t make the rules

(via louarse)

humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

  • adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

(Source: darrynek, via seany-av)

onewingedangel:

days-and-dust:

moonblossom:

kisskissbigbang:

annaomgz:

Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.

Officer Booty reporting for duty. 

Call of Booty

Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops.

omfg

Cory, twerk for me 

(Source: sopiasexual, via too-many-stars-to-count)

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

(Source: amoracomplex, via colours-in-autumn)

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